Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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