I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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