i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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