ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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