real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
MIDGETS
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Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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