Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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