Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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