Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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