Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
