lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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