You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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