He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you would pick up someone in the library
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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