Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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