So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
vagina is talking i cant
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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