Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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