If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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