Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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