Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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