farters have to be the big spoon...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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