so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
honey bunches of taint.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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