If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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