Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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