Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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