i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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