he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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