i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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