Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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