i will never coherently bang her
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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