i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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