I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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