You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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