Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was born a porn star she said
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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