I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
