You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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