garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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