and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
