Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
