Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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