Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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