I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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