His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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