im drinking this country out of the recession.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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