That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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