Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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