the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Farmville is her only friend.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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