"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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