He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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