I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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