He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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