When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
