Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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