Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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